My Most Mortifying Experience in Practice (Otherwise Known as the Day I Threw a Dildo at a Client)

1st February, 2010 by Dr. Teesha Morgan

My first day in clinical practice was pretty awful.

Embarrass myself? Moi? Never

A couple came in to see me because they were both troubled by the fact that the husband was having erectile issues. I began questioning the man about his masturbation techniques however I could see he was uncomfortable describing his solo work in detail, so…. I decided to grab a dildo and use it to demonstrate what I meant.

The dildo – which had a suction pad on the bottom of it so it would stick out like an erection when placed against a wall – makes demonstrations much easier; except on this particular day of course. I began slamming the dildo against the wall as hard as I could, trying to get it to stick, but alas, it still wasn’t working.

I felt like an idiot.

I decided to give up on my attempts to ‘stick-the-dick’ to the wall, and instead try my hand at sticking it to the table. This paid off….. for a moment. As I was demonstrating I suddenly felt the dildo come loose and before I knew it, it had flown off the table and across the room nearly hitting the poor wife in the face! She literally had to pull a Matrix move and duck to miss it.

I was mortified.

I tried to explain that I don’t normally throw dildos at clients heads…. during the first session at least…. but I could see in their eyes they weren’t impressed.
That was my first paid client. Impressive, eh?

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48 Responses to “My Most Mortifying Experience in Practice (Otherwise Known as the Day I Threw a Dildo at a Client)”


  1. Will
    February 1st, 2010 at 10:50 am

    Wow…Awesome. I love the work you are doing, and I love the energy, wit, and passion you bring to the field. I am a frustrated academic and family life educator. I can be followed on Twitter @peoplegogy.


  2. VictorRiley
    February 1st, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    That’s comedy gold! And you’re lucky: Most people’s “first days” are boring and mundane… you got to start off with a great story! Rock on. :)


  3. Alex B.
    February 1st, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    That’s a laugh…!

    Just a question, was sort of qualifications does a sex therapist have? I guess I was just unaware of the whole paradigm before finding hitting your blog… Seems an intersting line of work :)


  4. Dr. Teesha
    February 1st, 2010 at 8:45 pm

    You can see the educational route I took on the About Dr Teesha page. It’s a specialist branch of psychology.


  5. Liberty
    February 4th, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    I love your new blog, Teesha! And I am going to steal your term “the five-knuckle shuffle” — LOL!


  6. blanche
    February 10th, 2010 at 11:15 pm

    Wow she is so natural & has no fear of what life throws at us –so to speak!!!! Gosh I laffed so hard I couldn’t talk about it & these giant tears were rolling down my cheeks. Great medicine man.


  7. blanche
    February 10th, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    oh ya the day i threw a dildo at a client is the one I was talk ing about laffing so hard tears rolled .


  8. Ramona
    February 22nd, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    I love your stories, you are awesome, I’m so lucky to have met you. It’s so great that you’re doing something that you love because you do it so well. You are a wonderful, strong, smart, beautiful woman. I can’t wait to read what you have in store for us next.
    YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!


  9. Ian
    April 26th, 2010 at 3:18 am

    I love your new blog, Teesha! And I am going to steal your term “the five-knuckle shuffle” — LOL!


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    I love your new blog, Teesha! And I am going to steal your term “the five-knuckle shuffle” — LOL!


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    You can see the educational route I took on the About Dr Teesha page. It’s a specialist branch of psychology.


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    That’s comedy gold! And you’re lucky: Most people’s “first days” are boring and mundane… you got to start off with a great story! Rock on. :)


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